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[Refrão] G C Glory halleluiah, dont that put the screws right to ya G D The government and the wife drove me insane! G C The wife wanted her patio and the old outhouse it had to go, G D7 G Cause the government likes to keep all crap contained! [Verso 1] G C So I commenced the excavation, blew my garden to damnation, G D Put a crater where my veggies grew! G C No more turnips and potatoes, goodbye scare-crows, picnic tables, G D7 G Goodbye plastic pink flamingos too! [Verso 2] G C So then a leeching field was added, Folks around said I was mad for G D digging up all my fertile land! G C Well then I took a building fit with the patio lights and the barbecue pit G D7 G To please my wife whos got the upper hand! [Refrão] G C Glory halleluiah, dont that put the screws right to ya G D The government and the wife drove me insane! G C The wife wanted her patio and the old outhouse it had to go, G D7 G Cause the government likes to keep all crap contained! [Verso 3] G C I added on a brand new crapper, drains and plugs and things that matter, G D percolating water through the lines! G C A lot of cursed smell and racket, and a mortgage in the high class bracket, G D7 G meaning Ill be poor for quite some time. [Verso 4] G C So here I sit b-b- barbecuin, wondering what the hell Im doing, G D we moved up in society of course! G C But I cant help and think weve strayed, its more primitive in ways, G D7 G We cook outside but now we crap indoors. [Refrão] G C Glory halleluiah, dont that put the screws right to ya G D The government and the wife drove me insane! G C The wife wanted her patio and the old outhouse it had to go, G D7 G Cause the government likes to keep all crap contained! G C Glory halleluiah, dont that put the screws right to ya G D The government and the wife drove me insane! G C The wife wanted her patio and the old outhouse it had to go, G D7 G Cause the government likes to keep all crap contained!