Fuckin An Animal

Db Oh I am F# Db Fucking an animal Db F# Db I'm Fucking an animal Db I'm holding on the horns F# Db Fucking an animal Db I'm involved in porn F# Db Fucking an animal Db Sure is nice and warm in here F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Drinking fifty beers F# Db Fucking an animal Db Blowing fifty steers F# Db Fucking an animal Db oh I'm a fuckin' queer F# Db Fucking an animal Db Eb Didn't need to take her on a date Db B Just had to stand here on a crate Db Eb No talking, no torment Db B No long-term comittment F# Db Just me and my animal, Db Getting my dick bent F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Didn't have to say please F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db With Legionnaires disease F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Damn hard on the knees F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Animal fucker on the loose F# Db I'm Fucking an animal Db I'll go from dog to goose F# Db I'm Fucking an animal Db One time I fucked a moose F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Eb Now the animal's in pain Db B It's in pain, it's in pain, Db Eb it's in pain (terrible pain) Db B And now it starts to rain... Db But I'm still the same F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Not proud of what I do... F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Had a great time at the zoo F# Db I'm fucking an animal Db Cause you won't let me fuck you F# Db Animal!