Free Bird

D Don't you say G Bb A don't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit. D Another day when I wait there shit-faced G A Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write. Bm G And they'll dance to it. A D And I'll smile and I'll get paid. Bm G Baggy pants are stupid. A A A Alt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate. D G A G I'll just stay on the state streets Bb A D G A Complaining that it's all the same G Bb A but too lazy to change anything. D G And I can't spend another day Bb A D G thinkin' these places on street signs are Bb A the only places that I've ever been. D Drink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter. G Bb A (It's) the illusion that they all give a shit. D And some drunk guys yelling "Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!" G Bb A and I'll smile and I'll key their truck. Bm G And it sucks so bad A But I made one Benjamin. D Bb How can I be mad? A A I paid one seventh of my rent A A And maybe I'll buy a plate of eggs. D G A G I'll just stay on the state streets Bb A D G Complaining that it's all the same G Bb A but too lazy to change anything. D G And I can't spend another day Bb A D G thinkin' these places on street signs are G Bb A the only places that I've ever been. F#m I'm not feelin' Minnesota. G A Bbdim D I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set. F#m G And play cover songs from the 90's G G#dim by one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper A Bbdim A D and a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks.