Fred

[Intro: ]Em Em C He once shot a man just for snoring D Em Got out of bed and shot him dead Em Well his name was .... (pause) C I didn't know what his name was D Em so we just called him Fred Em He was riding cross the desert C on a horse to another town D Em looking for a woman in a nightgown Em the horses' name was ..... (pause) C I didn't know what his name was D Em so we just called him Fred Chorus Em ah oh now, Fred's a ridin' Fred's a ridin' C D Fred Fred's ridin' Fred, Fred's ridin' Fred Em Fred's ridin' Fred Verse 3 Em Well he got into the town C met a woman in a nightgown D Em she was wearin' a frown (hell it rhymes) Em well her name was .... (pause) C I didn't know what her name was D Em so we just called her Fred repeat chorus ad lib (continue same chord progression) That song's called Fred This song here was written under the influence of alcohol which has a tendency to make you think things are funnier than what they really are. Had you been drinkin' alcohol at the time of hearing a Fred song, you'd be laying on the floor right now saying that "Fred" song's whipping my ass. Turn it off.