Forklift Simulator

Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: AbCapotraste: 1st traste [Intro] Daddy, please turn me on G Doo doo goo goo doo Doo doo doo doo goo Cadd9 Doo doo doo doo doo doo Em Da da doo goo Da da doo goo doo Cadd9 [Verse 1] G Ready to pick up the shit that's in front of me Cadd9 Ready to move backwards so I can line it up Em Ready to go and pick up some shit Cadd9 Ready to call my dad G Cadd9 Ready to come over? (Oh, yeah) Em Gotta back up my little forklift Cadd9 Oops, ran into the wall of the trailer G But it doesn't count as a collision Cadd9 You gotta bring the precision Em You gotta make a decision Cadd9 Or you will experience my derision G Crush a child Crush a child Cadd9 Here come the parents, crush them too Em Witnesses are a problem for me Cadd9 I've been to jail many times [Chorus] G Forklift Simulator Cadd9 Forklift Simulator Em I've been to jail so many times Cadd9 Forklift Simulator G Forklift Simulator Cadd9 Forklift Simulator Em Learn how to drive a forklift Cadd9 While on work release from prison [Verse 2] G Once killed a man (whoops) Cadd9 The man might've been my dad Em Definitely my dad (whoops) Cadd9 I killed my dad with a forklift G My dad gave me some backchat Cadd9 Don't want any survivors Em So I hopped inside that forklift Cadd9 And ran over my dad G He ran over his dad Cadd9 Then he ran over his mom Em Mom was a witness Cadd9 Then he ran over his brother G Brother wasn't a witness Cadd9 I had to drive to his house Em Run him over with a forklift Cadd9 An efficient way of killing (Come on!) [Chorus] G Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Cadd9 Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Em I've been to jail so many times Cadd9 Forklift Simulator G Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Cadd9 Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Em Learn how to drive a forklift Cadd9 While on work release from prison [Bridge] G Forklift Simulator Cadd9 Forklift Simulator Em See ya fuckin' later Cadd9 That's what I said to my dad G When I threw him in the river Cadd9 Em You could say I gently lowered him in the river Cadd9 With a forklift G That was my dad Cadd9 God, I miss him Em Forklift Simulator Cadd9 Forklift Simulator [Chorus] G Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Cadd9 Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator)F Em Wanted in thirteen states Cadd9 Most of which, for murder G Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Cadd9 Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Em Wanted in thirteen states Cadd9 Most of which, for murder G What do you think of your son, dad? Cadd9 Lower that fucking shit down Em What do you think of your son, dad? Cadd9 Oh, that's right, you're dead (whoops) G I killed you with a forklift Cadd9 Forklift Simulator Em I don't really remember Cadd9 The cocaine is so strong G What a dark backstory Cadd9 For Forklift Simulator Em Killed so many people Cadd9 It's my job and also my passion (Come on!) [Outro] G Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Cadd9 Is that the sound of sirens? (Ooh, yeah!) Em Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) Cadd9 Please don't tell me that's sirens N.C. Oh, no! Come on! God, no! What the fuck?