Football Song

[Intro ] Verse C G I'm sitting on the back of the football bus Am G6 F All the lads are wearing shorts and shin pads Am G6 F Bb G Talkin' ‘bout the game they're gonna win this afternoon C G And all this display of masculinity, Am G6 F Well it's making me feel a bit nauseous Am G6 F Bb G So I close my eyes and I pray it'll be over soon C G Am F Now I have never functioned well at a competitive sport, I just can't find the fun Am C F Bb G And besides, I'm far too paranoid about the way I look when I run! F G So I sit here combing my hair E Em Trying my hardest not to stare G F But it's getting colder Em Then the whistle blows D (two bars) G Bm I will never be Captain, but I will be King C D And I'm gonna achieve the most wonderful things Em D C D That don't involve playing football in the rain G Bm I will never be one of the lads in the team C D But I'll conquer the system and fight for my dreams Em D C And I don't know if I could ever win – D G Bm Em D C D G But I'm gonna be the best there's ever been C G Johnny is the head of our football team Am F He always boasts to his friends about women Am G F Bb G I wonder if he'd carry on that way if I told them all the places we'd been in C G Am F And Johnny struts around on the football pitch with an arrogant smirk on his face Am G F Bb G But he wears a smile of a different kind when he comes to stay over at my place! F G And I'll sit there combing my hair E Am While he's taking off his underwear G F And it's getting warmer Em 'Til the whistle blows D (two bars) G Bm Johnny is captain and Johnny is King C D And his parents are hoping for wonderful things Em D C D That don't involve him screwing ‘round with me G Bm Johnny's the best-looking lad on the team C D All the guys want to be him, he's every girl's dream Em D C And no, I don't think I will ever win – D G Bm Em D C D G But I'm gonna be the best there's ever been C G I'm sitting on the back of the football bus A Am F And I wonder will it ever change?