Fings Aint What They Used To Be

Capo 3 Intro: C G G C G G Verso 1 C G C G They changed our local Palais into a bowling alley and C F G C F G Fings ain't what they used to be C G C G There's Teds in drainpipe trousers and Debs in coffee houses and C F G C C7 Fings ain't what they used to be Bridge F There used to be trams not very quick gotcha from place to place Fm But now there's just jams half a mile thick C G Stay in the human race I'm walking Verso 2 C G C G They stuck parking meters outside our doors to greet us C F G C Fings ain't what they used to be C G C G Corr monkeys flying round the moon we'll be up there with 'em soon C F G C F g Fings ain't what they used to be C G C G Once our beer was frothy but now its frothy coffee well C F G C C7 Fings ain't what they used to be Bridge F It used to be fun Dad an old Mam paddling down Sarthend Fm But now it ain't done never mind chum C G Paris is where we spend our outings Verso 3 C G C G Grandma used to try an shock us all doing a knees up rock n' roll C F G C C7 Fings ain't what they used to be Bridge F We used to 'ave stars singers who sung a dixie melody Fm They're buying guitars plinkty plonk C G Backing their selves with three chords only Verso 4 C G C G Ones we'd dance from 12 to 3 I've got news for Elvis P C F G Fings ain't what they used ta C F G There's a lot we used ta C F G C G C Fings ain't what they used ta be