Everyone's A Little Bit Racist

F Gm You're a little bit racist C F Well, you're a little bit too G7 Am I guess we're both a little bit racist Gm C Admitting it is not an easy thing to do but I guess it's true, between me and you I think F Gm F Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes F Gm D D7 Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes Gm Look around and you will find G7 No one's really color blind F Am7 A7 Maybe it's a fact we all should face Gm7 C Everyone makes judgments F Based on race F Gm F Everyone's a little bit racist today F Gm D D7 So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay! Gm Ethinic jokes might be uncouth G7 But you laugh because they're based on truth F Am7 A7 Don't take them as personal attacks Gm7 C Everyone enjoys them F So relax! Eb Fm You're a little bit racist Bb Eb Well, you're a little bit too Ab Fm We're all a little bit racist Fm Bb I think that I would have to agree with you We're glad you do. It's sad but true! Eb Fm Everyone's a little bit racist Eb All right, all right, all right, all right! Eb Fm7 C C7 Bigotry has never been exclusively white Fm If we all could just admit F7 That we are racist a little bit Eb Gm7 G7 Even though we all know that it's wrong Fm Bb Maybe it would help us Eb Get along G Am7 Everyone's a little bit racist G I'm not! Am How many Oriental wives G Have you got? Am Hey, Brian, buddy, where you been? A7 The term is Asian-American! G Bm7 I know you are no B7 Intending to be Am D But calling me Oriental G Offensive to me! Bm The Jews have all the money Am And the whites have all the power D And I'm always in taxi-cab With driver who no shower! Ab Bbm Ab Everyone's a little bit racist, It's true! Ab Bbm Cm C7 But everyone is just about racist as you! Bbm Abm If we all could just admit, that we are racist, a little bit Ab Cm Fm And everyone stopped being so PC Bbm Maybe we could live in Ab Bbm Harmony Ab Everyone's a little bit racist!