Ethan Shapiro

Intro D Bm G A [Verso 1] D I woke up this mornin, thought Id had the flu Bm She threw a heating pad and said boy, welcome to G A week of mood swings, cramps, and tears A And somehow still goin to work for years D I stubbed my toe and nearly cried Bm She said thats cute, then rolled her eyes G Still folded laundry, and weakling the dog A While I laid there groanin like a wounded hog [Refrão] G If men got periods, wed shut the whole world down D Thered be emergency alerts buzzin all around A Every dude at Bass Pro missin work for a week Bm Cryin in a lawn chair wrapped up in fleece G CVS would sell Man Pads in camo green D With a built in beer koozie and a nicotine pouch sleeve A Meanwhile women just keep livin like it aint insane Bm Yall out here fightin battles lookin cute through the pain [Verso 2] D She asked me kindly just to rub her back Bm Five seconds in I said my thumbs are cracked G She said try pushin out a human head A I said fair point, then quietly played dead D Now I know the signs, I dont play dumb Bm When she says Im fine, boy you better run G Get chocolate, blankets, fries, and Sprite A And dont you dare breathe wrong tonight [Refrão] G If men got periods, thered be a federal plan D Two weeks paid leave and emotional support vans A Fantasy football canceled nationwide Bm Every one of us dramatically cryin inside G Wed have commercials sayin Heroes bleed too D With country songs sponsored by Mountain Dew A Meanwhile women just keep carryin the load Bm parallel parkin while havin cramps on the road [Ponte] Bm I used to think how bad could it be? G Then I saw her sneeze and start cryin at me D One minute laughin, next throwin a shoe A Cause I ate the last Oreo pack times two Bm Now I treat that calendar like hurricane season G A smart man survives by not askin for reason D Just nod real slow and offer snacks with grace A And never say youre overreacting to her face [Refrão] G If men got periods, wed never shut up D Thered be parades for survivin the blood A Podcast dudes makin documentaries in pain Bm Callin themselves warriors cause they cramped on a plane G But women do it monthly and still run the show D Go to work, raise kids, and somehow still glow A So fellas next time she says you dont understand Bm Just hand her the heating pad and shut up like a man Outro G Yeah I got a splinter once and thought I might die D She rolled her eyes and kept on drivin by A Lord bless the women, yall stronger than hell Bm Now pass me that blanket, I dont feel too well.