Dumb Ways To Die

(C F7+) Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicines that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait C G Am Em F D/F# G Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die C G Am Em F G C Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (C F7+) Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie C G Am Em F D/F# G Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die C G Am Em F G C Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (C F7+) Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place C G Am Em F D/F# G Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die C G Am Em F G C Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die (C F7+) Keep a rattlesnake as pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue (I wonder what's this red button do?) C G Am Em F D/F# G Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die C G Am Em F G C Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die F/A G/B Am G F G Dress up like a moose during hunting season F/A G/B Am Em F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason G Am Stand on the edge of a train station platform Em F Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing G Am Em Run across the tracks between the platforms F G They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly C G Am Dumbest ways to die ie C G Am Dumbest ways to die C G Am Em Dumbest ways to die ie ie F So many dumb C So many dumb ways to die