Dryrobe Rap

Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste [Intro] Em If you go down the shops in slippers and pyjamas Em You’ll know Hunter-welly boots aren’t just for farmers Em It’s a symbol of status that you can wear Em Made like a bin-bag full of pubic hair [Verse 1] Em You don’t dress like a dentist when you drive a boat Em But I wears it like it’s a normal coat Em At the football when little Timmy’s in goal Em Other parents look at me like I'm an arsehole [Chorus] Em Dry-robe, Dry-robe Em If you don’t like the look Em you’re a Dry-robe-afobe Em Dry-robe, Dry-robe Em There’s only one fit in the fucking wardrobe. [Verse 2] Em I was wearing my wetsuit in the local swimming pool Em Saw a Dry-robe so I threw away my cagoule Em Villages, Towns parks across the land Em Whose coats that jacket and what’s the brand Em It’s a Dry-robe and I wears it with pride Em On the school run, not at the seaside Em I don’t care as you stand and stare Em Coz I know you got yours at Mountain ware-house [Chorus] Em Dry-robe, Dry-robe Em If you don’t like the look Em you’re a Dry-robe-afobe Em Dry-robe, Dry-robe Em There’s only one fit in the fucking wardrobe. [Bridge] Em Like Harry Potters invisibility cloak Em But you can still see me and I look fucking dope Em Like Batman with a Batman cape Em I’m walking my dog, smoking my Vape. [Verse 3] Em Naked underneath wore it straight out the shower Em And other dog walkers are scared of its power Em Made for beaches or after swimming in lakes Em I wears my down Parsons when I’m buying cakes Em I like getting noticed, I’m living like large Em So I bought another Dry-robe in camouflage Em Almost did a jizz when I took it out the box Em And it looks even better with a fresh pair of Crocs Em Went down Jackson’s Bay just to watch the tide Em Saw you wearing a Dry-robe sign Em Was it Regatta or Two Bare Feet? Em It looked pretty good but it’ll never beat my [Chorus] Em Dry-robe, Dry-robe Em If you don’t like the look Em you’re a Dry-robe-afobe Em Fucking Dry-robe, Dry-robe Em There’s only one fit in the fucking wardrobe. [Outro] Em You know them ones with the short arms, they’re my favourite. Bm I have to wear 'em all the time coz I can’t fit them in our house Em I got them stickers of me the misses the kids and the dog on a car. ***********************************************************************