Drinking Like A Man

Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: F#Capotraste: 1st traste [Verse] G F C I was just a young boy; it was late one Saturday night G F C My old man caught me sipping on a bottle of Budlight G F C He said, listen up, son, I'll only say this once, so you better understand G F C If I ever see you drinking like a woman again, Imma kick your head [Chorus] Bb F And ooh, I knew it was true, C Bb F When he said, "When did it become acceptable for a man to drink WKD blue?" C Bb F Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, or a West Coast cooler? C Bb F I understand that drinking like a man can be hard for you to do C Bb F But stop being a pussy man, grow yourself some testes and order a pint or two. G F C One year later, I arrived at my first house party, G F C And I was real nervous, so I called up my buddy Marty. G F C I said, "This party thing, man, what should I bring, and what are you bringing yourself?" G F C He said, "Just the ordinary, maybe four Bulmers berry, it goes down and ends so well. [Chorus] Bb F And I said, "Oooh," My dad's voice ringing through in my head C Bb F When he said, "When did it become acceptable for a man to drink WKD blue?" C Bb F Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, or a West Coast cooler? C Bb F I understand that drinking like a man can be hard for you to do C Bb F But stop being a pussy man, grow yourself some testes and order a pint or two. [Verse] G F C Two years later, I arrived at my first club, G F C Went up to the bartender, just looking for some blue liquid love, G F C He said, "What's up, man, what are you gonna have? Tell me, what can I do for you?" G F C I said, "A double JD, please, and maybe a sneaky bottle of WKD blue" Bb F And oooh, my dad burst through the door and knocked me onto the floor, and he roared: C Bb F "It's never acceptable for a man to drink WKD blue; C Bb F now this is the second fuckin time that I've caught you! C Bb F I gave you a warning, and you ignored me, and you've got to pay!" C Bb F And he pulled out a little machete and stabbed me four times in the brain [Outro] C Bb F And that's why I'm a little slow, C Bb F That's why they call me TheSidesho C Bb I've got four fucking holes in my head, but I ain't dead F No baby, I ain't dead; instead, C Bb I go faster when I walk down the road F C Cuz' I got less wind resistance than you