Doris & Edwin: The Movie

[G]him and he said [D]thanks Now she's in [Bm]love For her it doesn't take [F#]much She's in [Bm]love But this is not your [A]ordinary office crush For [Bm]she works in the [D]basement [G]near the boiler room door And [D]he works in [A]accounting on the [G]37th [D]floor Now I'm not [D]much of a mathematician but even [G]I can see That in a [Bb]building of 37 floors and [A]four thousand employees Her [D]chances of running into him were really [G]not that good Even though she [A]hung out at the canteen and rode the elevator [G]every spare minute she [D]could 'Cause she's in [Bm]love And she don't even know his [F#]name (it's Edwin) She's in [Bm]love Love can be [A]such a cruel cruel game For [Bm]she works in the [D]basement [G]near the boiler room door And [D]he works in [A]accounting on the [G]37th [D]floor (And by the way, did I happen to mention...) That when this [A]building was constructed it was [Bm]done improperly And [A]one day on the fourth floor there was a [Bm]short in the electricity It [A]burned up walls and desks and chairs and [Bm]all the secretaries And the [A]alarm did not go off until it [Bm]reached floor 33 Floor thirty-[A]three, floor thirty-[Bm]three (And on the upper floors people were running and screaming and jumping out of windows to get away from the flames -- it was gross) Now the [A]woman in the basement, [Bm]she ran up the stairs [A]Out the emergency exit [Bm]into the fresh air [A]She looked up because just then [Bm]it began to shower That's [A]when she saw her true love coming... one [Bm]hundred miles an hour Oh-[A]oh, Oh [Bm]no.... I'm not [D]much of a mathematician, but even [G]I can see The [Bb]chances of him landing on her were [A]very slim indeed (but he did!) So they [D]buried them together the [G]following day And even [A]now when I ride the elevator [G]I can hear someone [D]say She was in [Bm]love For her it didn't take [F#]much She was in [Bm]love But this was not your [A]ordinary office... crush For [Bm]she worked in the [D]basement [G]near the boiler room door And [D]he worked in [A]accounting on the [G]37th floor [Bm]She worked in the [D]basement and [G]he the 37th floor But [D]fate brought them to[A]gether, they [G]flirted never[D]more Nevermore, nevermore... -- David david6@netcom.com