Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

[{Intro} ] D A I’m coming apart at the seams. Bm G Pitching myself into other people’s dreams. D A Like buzz, buzz, buzz. Bm G D Doc, there's a hole where something was. Bm G D Doc, there's a hole where something was. D---A-G (x2) {Verse 1} D A G Fell out of bed. Butterfly bandage, But don't worry. D A G You'll never remember, Your head is far too blurry. Bm G A D Put him in the back of a squad car, Restrain that man Bm G A D He needs his head put through a cat scan. Bm G A D Hey editor, I’m undeniable Bm G A D Hey Doctor, I’m certifiable G A Bm I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine G A Bm A G What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re semi sweet D-D-D-D {Chorus} D G Bm A So boycott love, Detox just to retox D G Bm A And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life D G Bm A Imperfect boys, With their perfect ploys D G Bm A Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy) D---A-G (x2) {Verse 2} D A G Little girl, You got my staring eye D A G Or was it just a telescopic camera lie Bm G A D Paying dolls in the highway Truck stop stalls Bm G A D Lock-less jails to deny my rules Bm G A D So rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you Bm G A leave the room G A Bm I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine G A Bm A G What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re silly sweet **Chorus** {Bridge} D (let it ring for a while) **Chorus** And end it on another D