Dearly Departed

Gm F# Oooh, Gm F# Oooh, Gm Em C G F# Oooh, Gm Em C G F# Oooh, Well, Gm Em C G F# you and I both know that the house is haunted, Gm Em C G F# and you and I both know that the ghost is me, Gm Em C G F# You can catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, Gm Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, D C Gm F# Gm You used to bite I used to moan, D C Gm F# Gm But now I mumble and you choke, D C Gm F# Gm Now I aint so scary on my own, Tell me honey what's a dagger without a cloak, I don't know, Gm Em C G F# you and I both know that the house is haunted, Gm Em C G F# and you and I both know that the ghost is me, Gm Em C G F# Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, Gm Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, D C Gm F# Gm In the midnight hour you came alive, D C Gm F# Gm I had to go get my crystal ball, Gm Gotta find that snake, D C Gm When the sun came up we couldn't find no place to hide, D And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake, I had to, F# Gm That's so messed up, Cause, Gm Em C G F# You and I both know that the house is haunted, Gm Em C G F# And you and I both know that the ghost is me, Gm Em C G F# You can catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains, Gm Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange, Am G D Well even when one is dead and gone, Am G D It still takes two to make a house a home, Am G D Girl I'm as lonesome as the catacombs, C I hear you call my name but no ones there, D/9 Except a feeling in the air, Cause, you and I both know that the house is haunted, Yeah you and I both know that the ghost is you, You should walk around screaming oh slamming all them doors, Well I'm all grown up now I don't scare easy no more, Gm Em C G F# Cause, you and I both know, Gm Em C G F# You and I both know, ooh, Gm Em C G F# You and I both know, ooh, Gm Em C G F# You and I both know, ooh, Oooh.