Dear Porcupine

capo 4 Am C Drown me in my daily cup of tea F E Tell the porcupines to quit stabbing me Am C They make me fall, but I will stand F E 'Cause all of them are jerks with their cups in their hands Am C Now they want a whisper, a whisper from me F E 'Cause all of them have watched me on their big screen TV's Am C But what about little old, little old me? F E The one who got bullied because of her teeth Am C I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise F E To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Am C Now you say you love me, but what about before? F E When I was just the silly little girl next door Am C Oh oh F E Ooohoooh Am C Ladies, oh ladies, why are you so mad? F E Is it 'cause I'm classy, and you're a trash bag? Am C Your teasing and laughing resonates through my heart F E And now you're calling me 'cause you want a fresh start Am C Now look at you boys, you can't believe your eyes F E You told me I was ugly and I took you by surprise Am C You should've been nicer, 'cause look where I'm at F E While you copy Mac Miller wearing snap-back hats Am C I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise F E To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Am C Now you say you love me, but what about before? F E When I was just the silly little girl next door Am C Oh oh F E Ooohoooh Am C F E Why must you be so mean, talking trash about me? Am C F E All I wanted was a friend to laugh and cry and spend all of eternity F E Or even just a week Am C F E Am C I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise F E To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Am C Now you say you love me, but what about before? F E When I was just the silly little girl next door Am C F E Am (hold) Oooh