Dear Catastrophe Waitress

[Verso 1] Bb A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress Bb C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if you seem to have the D C F Em Am weight of the world over you Bb Ab I cherish your smile Cm Eb Ab Cm There's a word of peace on your lips Gm Ab Bb Say it, and with tenderness F G Bb I'll cherish you F G I'll cherish you [Verso 2] Bb A Dm Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend Bb C D (hold 2 extra measures) Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend C F I'm sorry if he hit you with a D C F Em Am full can of Coke; it's no joke Bb Ab Your face is bleeding Cm Eb Ab Cm You'll soon be lea-ving this town Gm Ab to the clowns who worship Bb F G No one but themselves Bb F Bm No one but themselves [Ponte] C I hate feeling this way Bm C Oh I hate feeling this way F Bb7 I know that you hate it too F Gm7 E Oh Now that your coffee's going cold F Gm7 E Oh All of the customers look so old F Gm7 A Oh Honey, if I could be so bold [Verso 3] Bb A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress Bb C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if the kids hold you in D C F cold disregard Em Am A I know it's ha-ard Bb Ab Stick to what you know Cm Eb Ab Cm You'll blow them all to the wall Gm Ab when they realize what Bb F G you've been working for Bb F G What you've been working for Bb F G What you've been working for