Crazy Ex

A C# Whoopty-frickin-do, an A. What’s an A? D It’s just a letter on a page E Meant to distract us from the pain. A C# But it’s not like any A can make a difference in the day. D E Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A, A But who cares about an A? C# D I don’t. I don’t care. E Although I could have made that grade if I did care, A C# D But I don’t. F E But I could if I wanted to! A C# Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy D E In the red and blue striped tie, A Making millions till he dies, C# D Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties, E A Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties. C# I’d rather die, which I will, D E A Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions C# Selling stocks and bonds and ties D If I tried. E But I don’t. A But I could. C# D But I don’t. F E A C# D But I could if I wanted to, yeah! F E A Yeah, I could if I wanted to! C# D F E Who cares? A C# Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad D E With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap A C# And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son D E Throwing a ball like it’s sooo important to know how to throw a ball. A Whoopty-fricking-do. C# D Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid? E It’ll get you nowhere in life, A Not like getting anywhere matters. C# D Although, I guess it does if you care, E A Which I don’t. C# But I could. D But I don’t. F E A C# D But I could if I wanted to, yeah! F E A Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to. C# D This song sucks. F E A C# I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah! F E Yeah, I could if I wanted to!