Cow And Chicken

A#m There's danger out on the nations' roads C# They're paved with snakes and flattened toads, G# And truckers drive in rigs so big A#m They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee F# A#m And those who survive are a lucky few, D# But there's one brave cat who made it through D#m F A#m And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat A#m Sailcat? Sailcat A#m He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face, C# When strange radiation from outer space G# Turned him into a super invincible cat A#m When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat! F# A#m Ah, he couldn't be killed, but he still could be squished A# D#m And he lay in the passing lane shakin' his fist F Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist A#m And that was the birth of Sailcat B Sailcat. Sailcat Bm He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed, D And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach A One truck half took the high road, the other the low Bm And the message went out on CB radio: F "Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back E Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade." F# Bm So the feared and revered reputation was made of Sailcat C Sailcat. Sailcat Cm He's been known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet D# when a family of tapeworms was crossing the street A# And when Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans Cm he has even dropped by to help open some cans F# And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day F He inherently knows just the right thing to say F "Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!" D# G Cm Then he'll ask for a toss and be on his way .... He's sailcat! Cm Sailcat!