Coolest Fucking Bitch In Town

G 32000x Gmaj9/A 55400x [Intro] Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A [Verse 1] Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A Crying in the backseat of your parent's car Cmaj7/G You said that you don’t have a curfew anymore Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A Twenty-three and trying to keep your life from going sour Cmaj7/G And your mother's getting married in the fall Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A And you know that she is happy, that things will be okay Cmaj7/G But you wonder what'll happen Christmas Day Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A And I don’t know what to tell you, to make you not feel sad Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A So I offer my condolences to dad [Intstrumental Break] Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A [Verse 2] Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A Am I just a hypocrite or is there something wrong with it Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A I want my therapist to think I'm cool Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A Okay I'm just a liar I never went [Chorus] G Gmaj9/A But if you see me Cmaj7/G out G Gmaj9/A Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in Cmaj7/G town G Gmaj9/A You want to drink a drink that's watered Cmaj7/G down G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G It'll just take you longer G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A [Verse 3] Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A I guess it could be good for just a laugh Cmaj7/G G Is it just a privileged thought Gmaj9/A I ask you once but I forgot Cmaj7/G G Gmaj9/A I'm not the only one that's split in half [Chorus] G Gmaj9/A But if you see me Cmaj7/G out G Gmaj9/A Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in Cmaj7/G town G Gmaj9/A You want to drink a drink that's watered Cmaj7/G down G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G It'll just take you longer Em/G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G Em/G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G Em/G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G Em/G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G [Outro](x4) G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G Coolest fucking G Gmaj9/A Cmaj7/G bitch in town