Congratulations

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[Intro]
Em E

[Verse]
   Em
I heard he popped the question, I heard that you said yes
                          E
I hear you're gonna sink, 20k into that dress
   F#m
I hear you're signin' up, For a morning indoor spin
    E
To fit into a dress That you'll never wear again
                 Em  F#m
What else can I say
         E
  E
Ya'll are on the plane now, For a week-long honeymoon
   E
It's an all-inclusive stay, How creative of the groom
            F#m
Well there ain't too much to do, At a Sandal resort chain
            E
Read your magazines by the poolside, 'til you gotta come in from the rain
                 G#m F#m
What else can I say
         E
Congratulations

[Chorus]
        G#m
Congratulations my friend
        F#m
This is how it all ends
     E
The next fifty years are gonna be a ball
     G#m
No, things did not add up
          F#m
When you signed the prenup
         E
But at least you got pictures in the hall
                  G#m F#m
What else can I say
         E
Congratulations

[Verse]
   Em
Now you've come back to Earth, Since you got back to town
        E
Traded in that négligée, For a fleece night gown
        F#m
You're off and in the kitchen, And in the laundry room
        E
Just a cookin' and a cleanin', A domesticated tomb
        E
At least you got your spare time, And your weeknight TV
        E
Escape all you want girl, It ain't gonna set you free
                   F#m
I hear your man is off and gone, To Vegas with the boys
          E
Well you call him on the cellphone, You can't hear him over the noise
                  G#m F#m
What else can I say
         E
Congratulations

[Solo]

Em G#m F#m

[Verse]
        Em             E
Well I heard you had enough, And you filed for a split
       Em                E
It's only been 18 months, But you might as well quit
     F#m
I'm sorry that it's over, I'm sorry you're alone
                E
But you cannot build yourself a life,Trying to keep up with the Jones'
             Em  F#m
What can I say
         E
Congratulations

[Outro]
       Em
What else can I say
      G#m F#m
Congratulations
      Em
What else can I say
      G#m F#m
Congratulations