Christopher Columbo
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[Verse 1]
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In fourteen hundred ninety-two a sailor from Italy,
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He walked the dirty streets of Spain and shat in every alley.
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At that time reigned a fair young queen of Spain, named Isabella,
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Who cast an amoroshus glance at Chris, the smart young fella.
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He knew the world was round-o.
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His balls did touch the ground-o.
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That syphilitic, hypocritic, son-of-a-bitch Columbo.
[Verse 2]
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Columbo went to the Queen of Spain and made a proposition,
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But what she wanted most to do was fuck in the prone position.
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The Queen of Spain then said to him she'd give him ships and cargo,
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He said, "I'll kiss your royal ass if I don't bring back Chicago."
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He knew the world was round-o.
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The queenly cunt he'd pound-o.
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That fornicating, royal-mating son-of-a-bitch, Columbo.
[Verse 3]
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Three little ships set out to sea, each one a double-decker.
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The queen she waved the royal flag, Columbo waved his pecker.
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Columbo paced upon the deck, he knew it was his duty.
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He took his whang into his hand and said, "Ain't that a beauty!"
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He knew the world was round-o.
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That sailors could be browned-o.
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That dirty lecher, asshole stretcher son-of-a-bitch, Columbo.
[Verse 4]
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Columbo had a second mate he loved just like a brother,
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And every night below the decks they bung-holed one another.
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The fourteen-year-old cabin boy, that dirty little nipper,
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Shoved powdered glass right up his ass and circumcised the skipper.
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He knew the world was round-o.
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His pecker it was ground-o.
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That bleeding fucker, weenie-sucker son-of-a-bitch, Columbo.
[Verse 5]
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For forty days and forty nights they sailed the broad Atlantic,
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Until at last for a piece of ass the whole crew it grew frantic.
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A mermaid came a-swimming by, the crew let out a holler,
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And when they tossed her back to sea she'd made ten thousand dollars.
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He knew the world was round-o.
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That tail-o could be found-o.
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That navigating, masturbating, son-of-a-bitch, Columbo.
[Verse 6]
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An Indian maid appeared on shore, Columbo soon pursued her.
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The white of an egg rolled down her leg, the son-of-a-bitch, he screwed her.
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And when he got back home to Spain to tell of his adventures,
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Queen Isabella sucked him off, of course without her dentures.
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He knew the world was round-o.
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His dangling dong was crowned-o.
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That syphilitic, hypocritic,
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Fornicating, royal-mating,
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Dirty lecher, asshole stretcher,
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Bleeding fucker, weenie-sucker,
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Navigating, masturbating,
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Son-of-a-bitch, Columbo.
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