Childhood Ruined

Intro: C# Verse F# Bb Childhood is precious, B F# but if we knew the whole truth then, B Bb Eb it would make our memories dark, Ab C# F# so here's your, childhood, ruined. F# B F# The Little Mermaid movie poster featured dicks, not a lie. B F# And the original story of the Mermaid ended Ab C# When the Little Mermaid died. F# The Land Before Time was awesome, B F# Ducky's voice was a little girl's "quack". B Bb Eb Her real dad murdered her in cold blood, Ab C# F# That's why Ducky's voice did not come back. [Refrão]F# B Eb C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, the truth is out there, and the truth is wow. F# B Eb C# F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now! F# "How about writers?" Verse F# B F# the author of Peter Pan kept a book up on the shelf. B F# Ab C# He forged a will to get custody of kids then Peter killed himself. F# B F# The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach really hated the Jews, B Bb Eb Ab C# F# And Lewis Carroll of Wonderland was a pedophile too. Eb B C# The writer of the Giving Tree was a poetry machine, Eb His children's poems were so pornographic, B C# They were first published in Playboy Magazine. [Refrão]F# B Eb C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, sorry to sacrifice your sacred cow. F# B Eb C# F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now! Bridge Eb E.T. wasn't always a puppet, B C# He was played by a kid born with no legs. Eb During Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died, B C# But sometimes you've gotta break a couple eggs. [Refrão]F# B Eb C# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, no more "barks", no more "meows". F# B Eb C# F# Childhood ruined, childhood ruined, if it wasn't ruined before, its ruined now. Bridge Eb So when it comes down to the truth, B C# Sometimes you must just surrender, Eb B C# The principal from Ferris Bueller is a registered sex offender... Outro F# More child stars overdose, B F# Than time in this song will allow, B Bb Eb And so I have to ask you: Ab C# F# "Is your childhood ruined now?"