Chaotic Stupid Forever

[Verso 1] G D Rogue says, Trust me, picks the lock Now were kneedeep in a mimics maw, Em C Wizard lights a torch with fireball, Half the taverns gone, DMs appalled G D Clerics drunk, blessin the ale, Barb armwrestlin a flail snail. Em C D7 Bard seducin the princess bride, Were gonna die, but what a ride! [Refrão] G D You cant stop what cant be planned, We roll the dice, we take our stand! Em C D The worlds on fire, we call that clever Chaotic Stupid Forever! G D You cant stop what cant be planned, Were gods of dumb with dice in hand! Em C D We break it all and call it better Chaotic Stupid Forever! [Verso 2] G D Paladin smites the mayors son, Says He looked evil, now Im done. Em Rogue steals crown, were chased by guards, C The sorcerer blasts them into shards. G D Bards still flirting midcombat, DMs crying, Why you like that?! Em C D7 We roll for stealth, we roll for flair, We roll to see wholl punch the bear! [Refrão] G D You cant stop what cant be planned, We roll the dice, we take our stand! Em C D The worlds on fire, we call that clever Chaotic Stupid Forever! [Verso 3] G* G D* We talk to doors, we try to fly, Cleric heals the wrong dead guy. D Em* Em C D7 Wizard casts grease on the stairs, Barb slips, flies, nobody cares. G Em DM sighs, the maps in shreds, Were all laughing, nearly dead. G D D7 We dont think, we just declare, Me throw rock at dragons lair! [Refrão] G D You cant stop what cant be planned, We roll the dice, we take our stand! Em C D The worlds on fire, we call that clever Chaotic Stupid Forever! [Ponte] G* D* We roll for charm, we roll for pain, We roll to lick the glowing chain. Em* C* We roll to jump, we roll to shoot, We roll to summon something cute. G D We roll for love, we roll for loot, We roll to fight the ten foot brute. Em C (D7) DM hears our battle cry Lets do it again till everyone dies! Outro: C D Raise your mugs, you fools and swines, To every bad idea that shines! C D D* No thought, no fear, no plan, no tether Chaotic StupidForever! G D Yeah, you cant stop what cant be planned, We roll the dice we take our stand! Em C D The table burns, the storys better ChaoticStupidForever! G D You cant beat what cant be planned, Were gods of dumb with dice in hand, Em C* D* G* We break it all and call it better, Chaotic Stupid Forever... * = single strum D7 is optional, but I'd absolutely recommend it!