Boombox

Capo 1 Intro: Em G Am B5 D Em G Imagine in your mind a posh country club Am B5 D The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed Em G The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose Am B5 D There's no way these people will ever cut loose Em G But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high Am B5 D And what happened next, will blow your mind Em Am Everything got outta control D G D/F# The music was so entrancing Em Am Everyone got out on the floor D G D/F# It was a bunch of old white people dancing Em G The Big Apple, where people never dance Am B5 D Spirits go down while profits expand Em G The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice Am B5 D The street vendors peddling their boiled goose Em G So many types of people will never get along Am B5 D Till I bust out my boombox and play this song Em Am The music washed away all the hate D G D/F# And society started advancing Em Am Every demographic was represented D G D/F# It was a rainbow coalition of dancing Em Am Whoa D G D/F# Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves Em Am Whoah oh D G D/F# I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman Em G Transport now to an old folks home Am B5 D Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones Em G The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse Am B5 D Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose Em G So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base Am B5 D And what happened next was a total disgrace Em Am Everybody started having sex D G D/F# The music was way too powerful Em Am A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits D G D/F# It was disgusting to say the least, oh Em Am A boombox can change the world D G D/F# You gotta know your limits with a boombox Em A This was a cautionary tale D G D/F# A boombox is not a toy Em G Am B5 D Em