Best Friend Plank

This is my first ever tab; D G I'm never bored when I'm with you Em A We're pals, we're buddies through and through D G I wish I knew what to buy for you Em A On your birthday D G Our friendship goes against the grain Em A I've seen you swell up in the rain D G I saw you - didn't see your pain Em A Was it termites? G D It's never hard to talk to you Em D Though you stump me with your silence G D I feel so naughty pining here Em D For your happy face is guidance G D My best friend Plank G D My best friend Plank G D My best friend Plank D G Sitting there so silently Em A What could you be thinking? D G You're not saying; I won't axe Em A Is that sealant that you're drinking? G D Man your hammer Nailed you, pal Em D Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper" G D I knew we'd be best friends for life Em D When I saved you from that chipper G D My best friend Plank G D My best friend Plank G D My best friend Plank C G Ooo, Plank D A Count the rings, count the rings C G Ooo, Plank A Count the rings D G I'd walk you on the seven seas Em A But sawdust always makes me wheeze D G I met your mom and dad the trees Em A But please don't get Dutch elm disease My best friend Plank My best friend Plank My best friend Plank You're my best friend, Plank