Belt Loops

B [Verse 1] Well, she said, "Jealousy is something that distracts you" G#m F# I said, "It's hard to focus with your fingers in his belt loops" E And there was that dream about you, naked in the bathroom F# E Telephone just rang, I heard you say, "I'll call you back soon" B He's been waiting in the alley for an hour G#m She's been powdering her nose in the shower E And I've been tryin' to figure out where it went sour F# But I think the ringing in my ears is getting louder [Chorus 1] C#m F# Hold out your hand, and B D#m Take it easy G#m F# C#m I already know what's been going on F# I knew it all along, so just B D#m Take it easy G#m F# C#m You acted surprised, and I just rolled my eyes F# It's gonna be alright Well, alright B [Verse 2] She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick G#m An unassuming sort of X-rated misfit Em Her bottle's shook up, all you've gotta do is twist it F# Before you get a chance, you'll already have missed it B He's got his arm around her, looking like an actress G#m Agenda-driven heathen posing like a baptist E Subtle proposition, will you fit him in your track list? F# Maybe you'll just get right down to wearing out the mattress C#m F# Take what you can, and [Chorus 2] B D#m Take it easy G#m F# C#m I already know what's been going on F# I knew it all along, so just B D#m Take it easy G#m F# C#m You acted surprised, and I just rolled my eyes F# It's gonna be alright Well, alright [Instrumental] B E G#m F# E F# B G#m F# E F# [Chorus 3] B D#m Take it easy G#m F# C#m I already know what's been going on F# I knew it all along, so just B D#m Take it easy G#m F# C#m You acted surprised, and I just rolled my eyes F# It's gonna be alright [Outro] B Just so we're straight, and you don't get the wrong impression G#m Don't need a silly little overdue confession E Just remember when you're over at his house, undressing F# He's just another sucker who's about to learn a lesson