Beautiful But Dumb

verse 1 E To marry a beautiful woman these days, A E Is just like a murder crime A To marry a beautiful woman these days, E Is just like a murder crime B7 If you lookin' for a real good woman, A E B7 Boy you just wastin' time verse 2 E First she don't know how to sweeten your coffee, A E She can't even make up your bed A She don't know how to sweeten your coffee, E She can't make up your bed B7 She can't even roast your meat A E B7 And how she mess up your bread verse 3 E Next she can't bake cornbread, A E She can't even boil beef stew A She can't even bake cornbread, E She can't boil beef stew B7 Man if your woman is beautiful and dumb, A E B7 That don't mean a thing to you verse 4 E My gal baked me some bread this morning, A E The bread refused to rise A My gal baked me some bread this morning, E The bread refused to rise B7 The crust was tough on the bread, A E B7 Was as the rubber on a Maxwell tyre verse 5 E Some men crave beautiful women, A E But in my life it's not worthwile A Some men crave beautiful women, E But in my life it's not worthwile B7 After all they're just beautiful, A E Ain't got sense of a newborn child