Barnacle Bill The Sailor

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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
NOTES: SONG IS NSFW AND NOT APPROPRIATE
FOR CHILDREN OR ANYONE WITH A SHRED OF DECENCY
"Maiden" parts are 3/4 time, BB's parts are 4/4

* = Single strum each

[Verse 1]
   C            G
Who's that knocking at my door?
           G7           C
Who's that knocking at my door?
               C             G
Who's that knocking at my door?
                       C
Said the fair young maiden

[Verse 2]
             C
I just got paid and I wanta get laid,
               G           C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
            C
I'm overboard like Betty Ford
        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
      F                   C
I'll sail the sea until I die
  F                C
Drink my whiskey, swear, and lie
   F                 C
But I won't swim or wear a tie
        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 3]

C            G
What if Ma and Pa walk in?
     G7           C
What if Ma and Pa walk in?
   C             G
What if Ma and Pa walk in?
          C
Said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 4]
 C
I'll blow your Pa and f----- your Ma,
 G                      C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
 C
I’ll slob his knob till he starts to sob
        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
      F                       C
I'll hump your ma like I’m a goat
  F                           C
‘Till she talks like Truman Capote [RHYMES WITH 'GOAT']
   F                         C
Then send her out to buy me smokes
        G              C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 5]
C                          G
What if you should go to jail?
G7                        C
What if you should go to jail?
C                         G
What if you should go to jail?
                    C
said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 6]
C
I'll pick the lock with the hairs of me c-----,
 G                      C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
C
It won’t be no trouble, they’re stiff as rocks
        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
      F                        C
I'll bust that jailhouse open wide
  F                          C
Then hurry back here by your side
   F                      C
So I can give ya ano-ther ride
        G              C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 7]
C                         G
What if you go back to jail?
   G7                   C
What if you go back to jail?
C                      G
What if you go back to jail?
         C
said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 8]
C
I'll knock down the walls with me swinging balls,
 G           C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
 C
I’ll pound ‘em to dust until they fall
        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
      F                   C
I'll kick the jailer to the moon
  F                           C
And then dance around like a buffoon
   F                            C
Then come back here and make ye swoon
        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

[Verse 9]
C                          G
What if you should get the chair?
G7                         C
What if you should get the chair?
C                          G
What if you should get the chair?
          C
said the fair young maiden.

[Verse 10]
C
I'll lay a fart and blow it apart,
 G                       C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
 C
I’ll push so hard it’ll feel like a shart
        G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
      F       C
It’ll be like shock and awe
  F                C
The witnesses will all withdraw
   F                 C
And you and me will sail to Panama
        G
Said Barnacle Bill...
  G
Said Barnacle Bill...
  G
Said Barnacle Bil...l
  G                C
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor!

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