Banker Bets Banker Wins

[intro: ]capo 1 Am F (x2) capo 3 Em C Dsus4 D ) ) (x2) Em C D ) Em C Dsus4 D Education, micro-managed. Em C D MBA: a doddle mastered. Em C Dsus4 D City-bound, Canary Wharf. Em C D A cushy number, fluky bastard. C D G C D B Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins. Em C Dsus4 D ) ) Em C D ) Em C Dsus4 D Hedge funds, wraps and equities. Em C D Lackeys, aides in fierce attendance. Em C Dsus4 D Trusts and gilts, reserve currencies. Em C D Liquid gold in safe ascendance. C D G C D B Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins. Em C Dsus4 D ) ) (x2) Em C D ) Am Treat myself to quality time, C test a porsche and snort a line, D Em C Dsus4 D eat Hermione for lunch. D Set that glum PA a-jumping, Em B B book front-row tickets for something after we munch. Em C Dsus4 D ) ) (x4) Em C D ) Fast-tracked futures, hard-nut traders. Feeding frenzy, pigs a-troughing. Fuelled by forecasts, and hot share options. Big fat bonus in the offing. Draconian calls for regulation are drowned in latte with Starbucks muffin. Mortgage melt-down: non est mea culpa. Threatened exit, stage left, laughing.... Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins.