Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy

(Intro) A D F D F Bb E (x4) A D F D Well Iâ??ve got a dead leg from kicking myself F Bb E For letting our friendship fade away A D F D Aloysius Umbongo Nâ??Danga Oâ??Reilly F Bb E Is hot on my heels with calamity powder. A D F D I saw you in Hoylake, edgy as ever F Bb E Up on the red rocks a-whooping and a-hollering A D F D Six civic dignitaries â?? idiots all F Bb E Heading out to Hilbre: I wouldnâ??t go that way. A D F D Dickheads in quicksand an hour from now F Bb E I should have a word but Iâ??ve not had me dinner A D F D A place on the promenadeâ??s got what I need F Bb E A Do I scream for the beadle or go for the ham? E A E Do I go for the ham? D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A D F D F Bb E (x2) A baguette dilemma. A D F D Flushed is the face that you hide in the lace F Bb E Of your motherâ??s mantilla, a bilious affair A D F D Iâ??ve got a picture which nobody needs; F Bb E A picture of Lord Gort in his underwear. A D F D Out of the ordinary into the drains F Bb E Over the marshy Berwyn A D F D Ever the denizen never the norm F Bb E Thatâ??s all very well but youâ??ve still got to eat. A D F D Iâ??ve heard Arthur and Omegaâ??s â??All You Can Stomachâ? F Bb E Is far and away your best bet A D F D You can eat in or take away F Bb E Your call, what do you say? A D F D If you snack on the hoof youâ??ll still get to catch F Bb E A The massed ranks of the RNLI E A E RNLI. D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy D E A baguette dilemma.