Back In Judys Jungle

verse 1: A F# These are your orders - seems like it's do it or die A F# So please read them closely, When you've read them be sure that you eat them up - E They're specially flavoured with Burgundy, Tizer and Rye A F# Twelve sheets of foolscap: don't ask me why. verse 2: A F# We hit the jungle, Just as it starts to monsoon: A F# Our maps showed no rainfall. All the boys were depressed by this circumstance E "Trust in the weather" said less agricultural men A F# Who gives birth to more farmhands, don't ask me why. [Refrão] A F# Fifteen was chosen because he was dumb, seven because he was blind: A F# I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. E Drifting about through the cauliflower trees with a cauliflower ear for the birds, A F# The squadron assembled what senses they had and this is the sound that they heard... Instrumental: A E D A verse 3: A F# Back at headquarters, khaki decisions are made A F# File under "Futile": that should give you its main point of reference E It's all so confusing, what with pythons and then deadly flies A F# But to them, it's a picnic, don't ask me why. [Refrão] A F# Thirteen was chosen because of his luck, eleven because of his feet: A F# One got signed up for exceptional pluck, another because he was mute. E Roaming about through the gelatine swamps with a gelatine eye on the stripes, A F# The squadron assembled what senses they had and this is the sound that they heard... Outro: A E Back in Blighty, there was you There were milkmen every morning D A But these endless shiny trees, never used to be that way. (repeat until fade)