Australian Heat

G Em G Em G Em G Em Well my phone gave a tingle ?bout a half past four, I was lying kinda naked on the bathroom floor G Em G Em G Em G Em A girl?s voice breathing deep says I?ve been watching you, from my 5th floor kitchen window got an unobstructed view C Am C Am G Em G Em She says, you know Dave, ain?t you a trifle indiscreet, what?s your explanation, I says, Australian Heat D C G {hold} And it?ll penetrate your body, from your nose down to your feet, there?s just no escaping this Australian Heat G Em G Em G Em G Em I?m cruising up Nepean Highway about three a.m., well the bee became a duddeck and the duddeck became phlegm G Em G Em G Em G Em Cruising in the cool breeze looking for a place to spit, tried to squeeze it out my window, but I knew it wouldn?t fit C Am C Am G Em G Em This car pulls up beside, police whatcha doing on the street, well I?m trying to get away from this confounded heat D C G {hold} And it?ll penetrate your body, from your nose down to your feet, there?s just no escaping this Australian Heat G Em G Em G Em G Em My wiper drags a moth with a suicidal thud, and Mortein kinda smashed that mozzie pipeline to my blood G Em G Em G Em G Em I try to read a Playboy but my eyes are just too sore, I keep a-thinking ?bout that penthouse on the 5th floor C Am C Am G Em G Em I get up in the middle of the night, maybe I get a bite to eat, I can?t help always thinking ?bout, rubbing up my meat D C G {hold} And it?ll penetrate your body from your nose down to your feet, there?s just no escaping this Australian Heat Tabbed by Danny Lloyd