Army (Dream Song)

INTRO (single strokes): D D Em G F#m F#m D Em G F#m F#m F#m Bm A D D Em G F#m F#m D Em G F#m (full measure) Em (full measure) D Em G F#m In my dream I'm suddenly in the army Em G F#m And the army life is good Bm A But I'm ankle deep in blood D Em G F#m So I went to see the quartermaster Em G F#m And the quartermaster said F#m Em "Your socks are awful red" I found the master sergeant I said "Sergeant, I am hurting I'm considering deserting." He said "Do whatever's in your conscience" So I tried to make a run But I was stapled to the gun D Em G F#m CHORUS: And the cannon were lined up all in a line G F#m Dark and cold G F#m They aimed them all straight upward Em D And thunder rolled REPEAT INTRO I found the first lieutenant He said "God, they're going to bomb us >From their vicious flying llamas!" I dove into the llama shelter I became Charlotte Cordet And the battle fell away But the peace that reigned in Upper Dreamland Was badly negated When the giant slugs invaded I turned to face my fine young officers I was barking out my orders When they crashed across the borders CHORUS TWICE Repeat intro chords, end on D