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[Intro]
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The Normans conquered England
In the year ten-sixty-six
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Back when dentists weren't a thing
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And everyone had fleas and ticks
To commemorate the battle
And their courage in the fight
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The Normans made the Bayeux Tapestry
Whose tale I'll now recite
[Verse 1]
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Oh King Edward, he was this guy
He was ruler, king, and czar
But the apples from his family tree
Had fallen pretty far
When he passed away those leeches
Didn't even wait a day
They all went in for the scepter
Like a Vegas night buffet
[Verse 2]
This guy Harold, Earl of Sussex
Who was rocking this goatee
Put his hand up high and swore
"Edward gave England to me"
So he had the Archduke-Bishop
Go ahead and crown him king
But our hero said "No thanks"
To kissing Harold's stupid ring
[Chorus 1]
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William of Normandy
On France's shore
C
Duke since the age of twelve
And hungry for more
He made a claim upon the throne
Flakier than a croissant
So his name would live forever
In this fun and nifty font
[Verse 3]
Now with Harold the Usurper
Will was wondering how to cope
Then he noticed Halley's Comet
And thought "That looks pretty dope
It's the universe commanding me
To make all England mine
So I'll bring some boats and horses
And a jug or two of wine"
[Verse 4]
Good old Willie had an army
Was at least ten-thousand strong
They marched every day in chainmail
More annoying than a thong
Yes their thighs were really chafing
And their helmets far too tight
Maybe that's why up near Hastings
They torched everything in sight
[Bridge]
In the middle of the battle
Things were going down the drain
'Cause the Normans heard a nasty rumor
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That their duke was slain
So then Willie took his helmet off
To show he was alive
And the rest is TL;DR
But the gist is Harold died
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(Oh, that's sad)
[Chorus 2]
Bb
William the Conqueror
He stole our hearts
C
Burned down our houses
And our horses and our carts
With his brothers Bob and Odo
He had sailed across the sea
Sure, he killed a lot of people
But that's ancient history
[Chorus 3]
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William the Conqueror
He was so neat
When enemies mocked him
He'd cut off their feet
He's probably getting tortured
Down in Hades by some ghoul
But he's related to Elizabeth
That's why we think he's cool
[Outro]
Now that's our crash course in the
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Tapestry you'll never learn in school