And I'm A Mormon

Capo 6 Verse C G I'm best friends with Optimus Prime C G The godfather of a cylon hybrid child C F G Am I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk D G I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin' C F C and I'm a Mormon C G Well when Luke went down to take out the death star C G he flipped that targeting computer on C F G Am I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead" D G i taught Green Day to live without warnin' C F C and I'm a Mormon G C Well, your faith has been around for centuries F Am but mine just put my family on TV F C F Am Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved F G yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted C F C And I'm a Mormon C G When it was lookin' like all hope was lost C G I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball C F G Am yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy D G i really wish that kind of thing was normal C F C cause I'm a Mormon C G And when aliens invaded the planet C G and we didn't know if we would survive, C F G Am it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity D G yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin' C F C and I'm a Mormon G C Well, your faith has been around for centuries F Am but mine just put my family on TV F C F Am Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved F G yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted C F C And I'm a Mormon G C I'm just as middle class and happy as can be F Am maybe you've seen my commercials on tv F C F Am Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone F G that is having your own planet is important C F C become a mormon. G C Well, your faith has been around for centuries F Am but mine just put my family on TV F C F Am Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink F G I wake up to a new wife every mornin' C F C F C And I'm a Mormon