Alphabet Boy

Capo 5 Verse I Am C You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around Em Am You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down Am C You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry Am C If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised Pre-Chorus Am C I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me Em Am I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy Am C You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry Em Am Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy [Refrão] Em I'm not a little kid now C Watch me get big now Em Spell my name on the fridge now C With all your alphabet toys Em You won the spelling bee now C But are you smarter than me now? Em You're the prince of the playground Am Little alphabet boy verse 2 Am C Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies Em Am Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me Am C You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins Em But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly Am And your dictionary's destroyed Pre-Chorus Am C I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me Em Am I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy Am C You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry Em Am Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy [Refrão] Em I'm not a little kid now C Watch me get big now Em Spell my name on the fridge now C With all your alphabet toys Em You won the spelling bee now C But are you smarter than me now? Em You're the prince of the playground Am Little alphabet boy