Alone In The Universe

Intro: E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 Verso: E A Floating in space at the edge of time E A In a universe that we can’t define E A Billions of stars in the endless night E A Tryin to find purpose for our lives E A Yet we still take the time (still take the time) E A A5 Yes, we always take the time… [Refrão] E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… E5 A5 To milk the snake E5 A5 Girls do the taco handshake E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight. Verso 2: E A Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German E A Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman E A We all take matters into our own hands E A With the five finger army we invade our pants E A We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time) E A A5 If it was a crime… [Refrão] E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh E5 A5 To pull the handbrake E5 A5 To play vagina DJ E5 A5 She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight Ponte: E A E B (2x) Verso: E5 A5 E5 B5 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show E5 A5 E5 B5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo E5 A5 E5 B5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe E5 A5 E5 B5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo A B E I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight