Aloha And The Three Johns

(Intro) F C F C G G6 G F C F C G G6 G (Verse) F C F C G G6 G Well the phone's gonna ring and you tell them I'm not home F C F C G G6 G Will you water the ferns and feed the fish out in the pond? F C F C G G6 G I'm gonna get mean if you don't stop singing that Hawaiian song F C F C G G6 G How can you hear me scream if you still got your headphones on? (Bridge) F Bb G Is this the beginning of our vacation? F Bb G Or is this the end of our relationship? (Chorus) Bb F C Bb F C Is this the end? Bb F C Bb F C Is this the end? (Verse) F C F C G G6 G And John's been avidly reading Slash's bio F C F C G G6 G There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room F C F C G G6 G I didn't ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea F C F C G G6 G Where the fast-food trash and tourists made me fear and loathe it (Bridge) F Bb G Is this the beginning of middle-agin'? F Bb G Or is this the end of civilization? (Chorus) Bb F C Bb F C Is this the end? Bb F C Bb F C Is this the end? (Verse) F C F C G G6 G And if there's no ring, I will have to say "Good Bye." F C F C G G6 G Nah, I'm just playing John, I look terrible in white F C F C G G6 G You better hide the weed 'cause the maid is at the door F C F C G G6 G And I can see a John getting a hand job on the balcony below (Bridge) F Bb G Is this the beginning of expectation? F Bb G Or is this the end of our vacation? (Chorus) Bb F C Bb F C Is this the end? Bb F C Bb F C Is this the end? (Outro) Bb F And we'll be drinking cava Bb G C Drinking cava, on the plane Bb F And we'll be getting farther Bb G C Getting farther, from... this place