Ain't Gonna Be Your Day

G D7 Well I woke up this morning stumbled across the floor G While feeling for the light switch I stumped my toe on the door D7 Then an earthquake came along my house started to sway G A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day D7 Oh it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day G As the house fell down with a hurdling sound it ain’t gonna be your day D7 And when I shaved this morning I nearly cut my throat G The zipper stuck on my pants a button fell off my coat D7 And down in the kitchen I set my house a blaze G A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day D7 Well it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day G As the house burned down with a hurdling sound it ain’t gonna be your day D7 Now out on the freeway a big truck tried to pass G Halfway around with traffic comin’ I ran out of gas D7 That big ol’ truck hit me knocked me ever which way G A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day D7 No it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day G As they hauled it away I heard them say it ain’t gonna be your day D7 Well I called up my boss man said I’d be late for work G He screamed what’s the matter are you sick or hurt D7 Well I said I had some trouble he said you’ll get no pay G A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day D7 No it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day G As he slammed that phone I heard a little moan it ain’t gonna be your day D7 Well the day started rotten it went from bad to worse G Like the words in this song gets ***** ***** *****?? D7 When I die and I go to heaven I know on judgment day G A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day D7 No it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day G As they turn me away St. Peter would say it ain’t gonna be your day D7 G When they turn me away St. Peter would say it ain’t gonna be your day