A Good Way To Get On My Bad Side

D INTRO D C D The Little lady standing next to me, G F D Isn't she a pretty thing? C G I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand. D C D Another fella can tip his hat, G F D And I'm as gentle as a pussy cat. D C G But let it go much further than that, and he's a dead man. G D 'Cause that's a good way, G F D That's a real good way, C G/B A D That's a good way to get on my bad side. D C D Politician on my TV, G F D He says he's only looking out for me. D C G He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run. D C D But every year he gives hinself a raise, G F D With a chunk of every buck I make. D C G Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun. G D That's a good way, G F D That's a real good way, C G/B A D That's a good way to get on my bad side. G C Ain't looking for no trouble, G F Don't wanna start no fight. D C Don't want more than I've got comin', D F I only wanna do what's right. G C Just treat me like I treat you, G And we'll get along just fine. C G/B Bb A But mister, take one step across that line... N/C And that's a good way, D That's a real good way, C G/B A D That's a good way to get on our bad side. G F D Am C D G F D C G/B Bb A INSTRUMENTAL D I like Van Halen and I like George Jones, C D Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones. C G Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me. D There aughta be a law against cowboy rap, (you're right) G F D And all that boy band crap. D C G A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no... G D But that's a good way, G F D That's a real good way, C G/B A D G That's a good way to get on my bad side. C G/B A D Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side. G D That's a good way, G F D That's a real good way, C G/B A D That's a good way to get on my bad side. G D That's a good way, G F D That's a real good way, C G/B A D That's a good way to get on my bad side. INSTRUMENTAL TO FADE (same chords as above)