A Fine Romance

A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance with no kisses F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/13 A7 A fine romance, my friend, this is D D7M D7 G G/F# Cdim A7 We should be like a couple of hot tom toes D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7 But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance, you won't nestle; F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/6 A7 A fine romance, you won't wrestle D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7 You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A7/9- D I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance, my good woman F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/13 A7 My strong, aged in the wood woman D6 B7 G#m7 F#7 B7 You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean D6 B7 G#m7 Gdim F#7 B7 At least the y flap their fins to express emotion A7 D Cdim A7 Fdim A fine romance, with no clinches F#m7 Bm7 G G/F# A7/13 A7 A fine romance with no hitches D A7 D7 D9 Am7 B7 You never give the orchids I send a glance Em7 Fdim F#m7 B7 Em7 A7/9- D No, you like cactus plants this is a fine romance