39

Intro: G C G (2x) G She's 39 but she still looks young C Not very young, but a lot of fun G D She's my 39th lady, in the sun G 49 and I'm feeling fine C In the sun, it's a lot of fun D C G Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on Am D I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight G Em I think about her every damn night Am C G 39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me G I'm 49, drinkin' white wine C D Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more C G From now on I got my 39 year-old whore Em Oh! C Don't you call her a whore G I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out Em C She's sweet and she's getting old D And she's mine, to have and to hold G She needs a dentist appointment quick C I pay for it and she sucka my dick D C G When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus G I stick the finger in it! Am D Then I fuckin' didariddly doo Em C G And I fuckin' gots to spew D G Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe G Get me a tissue G Chardonnay in the setting sun C She's 39, but she's number one D C Get the apartment just right G she's comin' over tonight Em C I like it cause I don't feel scared Em D She's 39, I'm in my underwear C Here she comes, comin' down the hallway G She's knockin' on my door! G I open the door C There she is, not too bad, good enough D C G 39 year-old lady, young enough for me Am D G Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me Am D Em Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me C D G Mature woman, she's my lady G C Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah C D She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys C G Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady G Special lady G C We can see a fuckin' movie D C G And agree it's a total piece of shit G C Comfortable shoes, never loose D C G We can fuckin' talk about some things Am D G She don't need no diamond rings Am D She don't need no G Diamond rings