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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste G C G And then on the 7th day G C G Even God had had to take a break D Am D Oh Lordy Lordy, ain't it getting late D Am D I could sure go for a whisky straight G C G When I finish with the dirty deed G C G I think I'll move up to Albany D Am D Sell the rich kids expensive weed D Am D Then take my luck to Tennessee G C G Maybe start me a cattle ranch G C G Find a young wife and good horse-hand D Am D I got an eye for the cowboy stuff D Am D Fuck a savior, I done, had enough G C G Then one day his phone would buzz G C G It’d be Adam his android son D Am D Saying papa I could use some help D Am D I think we opened up the gates of hell G C G And Eve his golem girl G C G Wearing a leaf over her virgin pearl D Am D Says i couldn't help but eat that fruit D Am D It was half off now what would Jesus do? G C G Oh holy shit you two what have you done? G C G You've gone and screwed the pooch for everyone D Am D Now every being for eternity D Am D Will be fucked or else be fucked by me G C G Last I heard they had a couple sons G C G The farmer brother killed the other one D Am D Just what the hell is with this family? D Am D You couldn't find this on late night TV G C G Well I thought Noah was a decent dude G C G Until his boy had found him drunk and nude D Am D So Noah cursed him and he cast him out D Am D And messed it all up for another round G C G And so god he put his sandal down G C G And divvied up the boys from every town D Am D You can't play at all if you can't play nice D Am D Then threw away our only set of dice G C G Now I feel for God I really do G C G His only good son loved a prostitute D Am D And went and pissed off all the Roman boys D Am D They ran him ragged like a child's toy G C G I'm sure that god just wants to be a-lone G C G Watching Sopranos or the Game of Thrones D Am D But I can't help but feel a little bad D Am D So I got him this mug that says #1 Dad