If Nigel Could Then Nigel Would

[Verso 1] A D The boats are coming over and the waves are getting high A E There's flags above the motorways and hands at forty-five A D Go on, fight for British culture while you eat your vindaloo A E A It's not the left against the right, it's the rich against you [Refrão] A E A If Nigel could then Nigel would A E A Slit the throat of Robin Hood A E A If it was worth just one more vote A F#m E A He'd burn your house down and blame the smoke [Verso 2] A D Never trust a working man who's never been laid off A E Never trust a chain smoker without a smoker's cough A D And your hatred for the many is just music for the few A E A And all the boots you lick are gonna stomp all over you [Refrão] A E A If Nigel could then Nigel would A E A Slit the throat of Robin Hood A E A If it was worth just one more vote A F#m E A He'd burn your house down and blame the smoke [Ponte] F#m D A E The more a country's broken, the more the flags will fly E F#m D A E A And the ones who did the breaking will tell you who, not why F#m E A D Just be careful where you drink from 'cause there's poison in the well A E A It's not the left against the right, it's the rich against the world [Refrão] A E A If Elon could then Elon would A E A Slit the throat of Robin Hood A E A If it was worth just one more vote A F#m E A He'd burn your house down and blame the smoke [Ponte] F#m D A E The more a country's broken, the more the flags will fly E F#m D A E A And the ones who did the breaking will tell you who, not why [Ponte] F#m D A The more a country's broken (If Nigel could then Nigel would) E The more the flags will fly (Slit the throat of Robin Hood) E F#m D A And the ones who did the breaking (If it was worth just one more vote) E A Will tell you who, not why (He'd burn Your house down and blame the smoke)