More Bad Times

chorus. The e second and third verses erses are p w layed wIith the same chords as the first. s aas the first. (no intro) Chorus: G D C C You twisted your ankle, I carried you G D C C You got a divorce, so I married you G D C C You fell off a cliff, so I buried you G D C C I wish there were more bad times to see you through G C You never got rabies D G You never gained weight G C D D You never came home with a scar G C D G You never drank posion, you watched what you ate G C D D You never so much as put a scratch on my car (Chorus) You never got measles, you never got gout You never suggested charades You never got dizzy, you never fell out You never picked up any live handgrenades Bridge: G C G D So many things did go wrong, but the list is not G C long enough-not enough G D G bad things to fill up a song (Chorus) You never lost contacts, you never leaked oil You never fell to sticks and stones You never drank cleanser, you never ate foil You never chocked on an big chicken bones (Chorus end with a slow G aAfter the final C