When Did I Become Such A Bitch

Intro: Gm C Am Bb Gm C F [Verso 1] Gm C F Bb In Sears and Roebuck, in 1957 Gm C F Bb In my last life, all good girls would go to heaven Gm C F Bb But I've a strangeness, a queer propensity Gm C F For twisting the knife too easily [Ponte] F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think I'm getting better Bbm/Db I'm just getting worse F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think I've got it made Bbm/Db C I am impossibly cursed [Refrão] G Bb F When did I become such a bitch? C G Bb F And how did I let this happen? C G I don't know Bb F When did I become such a bitch? Gm C I used to be so nice Instrumental: Gm C Am Bb Gm C F [Verso 2] Gm C It's like a sickness F Bb I'm powerless to stop it Gm C F Bb My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic Gm C F Bb Don't give me reasons, just give me therapy Gm C F But really, just give me what I want [Ponte] F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think I'm getting better Bbm/Db I'm evil again F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think I've got it fixed Bbm/Db C I have familiar refrains [Refrão] G Bb F When did I become such a bitch? C G Bb F And how did I let this happen? C G I don't know Bb F When did I become such a bitch? Gm C I used to be so nice Gm C Well I used to be alright Middle 8 D F G D But I hate everyone and everything all of the time F And being so cruel G 'Cause all the pleasure that I get My wicked tongue helps me forget G Myself and all my foolish ways Gm C 'Cause being good is just so fucking boring F Bb Gm C F Bb La la la it's boring Instrumental: Gm C Am Bb Gm C F [Ponte] F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think I'm getting better Bbm/Db I'm just getting worse F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think I've got it made Bbm/Db I am impossibly cursed F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think that I'm better Bbm/Db I'm worse, yes I am F Adim/Eb Bb/D When I think that I'm better Bbm/Db C I find that I'm cursed [Refrão] G Bb F When did I become such a bitch? C G Bb F And how did I let this happen? C G I don't know Bb F When did I become such a bitch? C G Bb Bbm I used to be so nice once upon a time G Bb F When did I become such a bitch? C G Bb F And how did I let this happen? C G I don't know Bb F When did I become such a bitch? Gm C I used to be so nice Gm C Well I used to be alright Outro: Gm C Am Bb Gm C F