The Yank And The Thistle

Intro Em Em G D A Em G D A Em G D A [Verso 1] Em G Well, I fell down a hole in the middle of the night D A With a crash and a bang and a flash of white light Em G I'm a knight of Detroit with a heart made of chrome D A But the GPS broke and I can't find my way home [Verso 2] Em G I crawled from the rubble, my pistol in hand D A Ready to conquer this primitive land Em Em Oh, shut your mouth, you're noisy loud G D You flattened my fence and you let the pigs out Em Em You stand there shining like a silver spoon G D A man made of tin who fell out of the moon C C So pick up your gear and get off of my grass D N.C. Or I'll show the boot of a highland lass [Refrão] Em G From the tunnels deep to the hills of sky D Am Where the whiskey is strong and the eagles fly Em G He's the iron man, she's the thorn in the side D Am Together we ride on the morning tide Em G Where the heroes of the sea and the highland glens D Em Raise a pint to the story that never ends Interlude Em G D A [Verso 3] Em G We stole a small boat and we pushed from the shore D A I told her stand back, babe, this looks like a war Em G I scanned the horizon for subs and for planes D Em With the blood of the patriot a-pumping in my veins [Verso 4] Em G You were screaming the seagulls and scared of the fog D A You tried to map the ocean with a heavy hollow log Em G And when the kracken came up for a bite of the crew D Am You shot at the water and fell in the blue Em G I hauled you aboard by your shiny steel belt D Am The heaviest catch that the sea ever dealt [Refrão] G Em G From the tunnels deep to the hills of sky D A Where the whiskey is strong and the eagles fly Em G He's the iron man, she's the thorn in the side D Am Together we ride on the morning tide C G We're the heroes of the seas and the highland glens D Em Raise a pint to the story that never ends Interlude Em G D A Em G D A [Verso 5] Em G Now the portal is open atop the old man D A I could go back to the future according to plan Em G No more mud, no more rain, no more sleeping on stone D A So go on then, yankee, go on home Em G Leave the inconvenience of a girl with no name D A But the beer in the future tastes water and tame Em G And the girls in the city don't fight like a bear D A And you'd miss the wind tangling up in your hair [Ponte] N.C. Yeah, I think I'll stay here N.C. C You're a stay here, you're a fool, I suppose N.C. Em But you're useful for punching my enemies in the nose {Solo} Em G D A 1, 2, 3 go Em G D A Em G D A Em G D A [Verso 6] Em D So I polished my armor with mutton and grease D A And I beg the lord just for one moment of peace Em G I'll guard you from bandits and dragons and kings D D If you just stop tripping over your things C We're the strings and the strong G We're the beauty and beast D N.C. From the west to the east and we're headed for the feast [Refrão] G Em G From the tunnels deep to the hills of sky D A Where the whiskey is strong and the eagles fly Em G He's the iron man, she's the thorn in the side D Am Together we ride on the morning tide C G We're the heroes of the seas and the highland glens D A We're the heroes of the seas and the highland glens C C Raise a pint to the story that never ends Outro N.C. Hey, are we lost? Shut up and row Em G D A Em G D A Em G D A Em G D A Em G D A