Untitled In B Flat Major

[Intro ] Ab Eb Bb F [Verso 1] Ab Eb Bing bong on me head. I'm too big for a sofa bed Bb F I can't stop my whistling I'm running late for the christening Ab Eb and I can't dance like I could before I got brain damage from the war. Bb F I can't control when I poo wee the kids I know are scared of me [Refrão] Ab Eb Bb F and I feel like life is good Especially when I've paid my rent. Ab Eb Bb F I kiss the the creatures in the woods with or without consent. [Verso 2] Ab Eb Ding dong, it's time to go I killed my dad in Tokyo Bb F I'm haunted by his poltergeist and late at night we 69 [Verso 3] Ab Eb I came from a chicken egg I stretched my tiny wings and said Bb F where's my talons? Where's my beak? I don't at all have a bird's physique [Refrão] Ab Eb Bb F But I feel like life is great Nothing can spoil it. Ab Eb Bb F My nephew is Grossly overweight. He broke my toilet. [Verso 4] Ab Eb Ping pong. It's time to fly. My underpants don't seem to dry Bb F I put them in the microwave but when it's on it hurts my brain [Refrão] Ab Eb Bb F and I feel like life is alright I'm gonna live forever. Ab Eb Bb F When will my underpants dry? Ab Eb Bb F It feels like never Ab Eb Bb F My underpants sopping wet forever. Outro Ab Eb Bb F Well, I hope you like that album. Ab Eb Bb F Something to Remember Me By I guess Ab Eb Bb F I might make another one. Actually. Yeah, no, I will. I will. Ab Eb Bb F You'll find it.