Big Ted

Intro D [Verso 1] D Big Ted's dead, he was a great old pig D He'd eat most anything, never wore a wig Em Bm A D Now he's gone like snow on the water, goodbye D He was getting old, so the farmer said D "Sold him to the butcher just to make a little bread" Em Bm A D He's gone like snow on the water, don't cry A D Ted may be a moo cow next time around A D Giving sweet milk to the people in the town G D Em D Em A He'll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground D The sows are busy with the piglets fiine D I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine Em Bm A D Cause I know they like acorns and I don't like bacon [Refrão] D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy G Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy A G Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo D Bm D Big Ted's sold and gone [Verso 2] D He came into the kitchen while we were away D He took all the rice and he forgot to pay Em Bm A D He’s gone like snow on the water, goodbye D He never cared to do the boogaloo dance D All he ever thought about was food and romance Em Bm A D Now he's gone like snow on the water, don’t cry A D Ted may be a moo cow next time around A D Giving sweet milk to the people in the town G D Em D Em A He'll be whatever he will choose on air or sea or ground D The sows are busy with the piglets fiine D I'd put them in the forest now if they were mine Em Bm A D Cause I know they like acorns and I don't like bacon [Refrão] D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy G Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy A G Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo D Bm Big Ted's sold and gone Solo D D G Oh, shake that trotter! D Oh, squelt that gut A G Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo D Bm Big Ted's sold and gone [Refrão] D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy (Oh baby) D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy (Oh baby) G Squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly, squidly D Boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy, boochy A G Sham sham sharoo, oh sham sham sharoo D Bm Big Ted's sold and gone